I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU AND FELT LIKE YOUD NEVER COME BACK.
Take Christmas away, and in biblical terms you lose two chapters at the front of Matthew and Luke, nothing else. Take Easter away, and you don’t have a New Testament; you don’t have a Christianity; as Paul says, you are still in your sins. We shouldn’t allow the secular world, with its schedules and habits and parareligious events, its cute Easter bunnies, to blow us off course. This is our greatest day. We should put the flags out.
I missed you guys. Here’s a quick summation of everything I wanted to talk to you about but couldn’t:
colbert as late show host
the rocket that can land on its legs nicknamed the grasshopper so freaking cute finally launched for the ISS
that volcano making that new japanese island is still going strong so that’s cool
lake erie’s toxic plastic patch rivals that heap of junk in the pacific whoo! hometown pride!
the wyoming landslide. it’s like the blob, but even scarier because it’s real
philip seymour hoffman. surprisingly upset me A Lot.
…and I really thought there was more. That doesn’t seem like 40 day’s worth of stuff. Anyway, send me messages and reintroduce yourselves because I don’t remember any of you. Like, who the heck is lenalot and why is she stalking me?
EDIT: OH MY GOSH B E V E R L Y K A T Z KILL ME I WANT TO DIE
Lent is happening so bye until Jesus comes back from the dead